Inspector Johnson lives by a simple credo: Those who endanger public health shall be painfully punished. With a flagrant disregard for protocol, Johnny flashes his CHI badge as a punitive precursor.

Endowed with a sense of smell befitting a comic book hero, Johnny sniffs out health offenders like a master sommelier discerns the vintage of a wine. Johnson’s proboscis detects the scent of rogue salmonella, virulent E. Coli, and proves deadly at rooting out evil smokers who violate the Indoor Clean Air Act.

Johnson fancies himself a maverick who legislates (and often fabricates) his own reality. The implications are tantalizingly bizarre. To wit; Johnny’s convinced himself that his nasal acuity is the result of being born with the partial DNA of a dog.